Nampally me numaish, Kheech kabab in Kababish

Adaab logan
Bhot dinoon ke baad
Well kya bolna , kya allum abba ba kya mela tha
is baar pure 10 saal ke baad numaish me hamara bhi thela tha (haath me stroller tha)
Pehle Numaish me hum jake karte the skating , chakaron wali gadi
Aab khud thekal rahe the hum baba gadi
Maza ich nai tha, kyun ki nai bol sake (rather roo sake )yeh dilaao woh dilaoo
Aab to soch na pad raha tha kaisa dukaan walon ko uloo banaao
10 Saal me bohot kuch badal jata haai
Har do minit ku ghar se phone aata hai

Sob se maza to entrence pe tha, koi hazrat jhaad me baith ke maik me pukaar ra tha,
ticketaan wale samne aao,
pakit maroon se hoshiyar,
Ladies apne pursaan bacha ke rakho , bacche goom gaye to mil jate , pursaaan nai milte
thodi thodi der me gale aur kana dekhle te raho,
cell gaya to gaya , palaat ke maat dekho,
Nazar milaao , biryani khilaao

Best shopping as usuall gate ke bahar thi , bubbles ke botilaan , lightaan wale parachute (LCD ka DHAMAL) light ke anghotiyaan, salman sharukh ke saath photooaan, pinjre me love birds ke jodiyaan. I think ill buy them, they look too contended in the cage. i think they have no defence mechanism for outside world, please suggest that there is no harm in buying them naaa. plz plz.


Thats all we did as usual lucknowi chicken kurtaas and kashmiri stalls took our prime time and then there was Kababish

Aab counter pe ghale ni hai , paison ke machinaan hai , tokanaa hai, bohot systaaman haai
lekin lineaaan nai hai, woich maram mari hai, dhakalam dhakli haai, toliyon ki toliyaan haai

Ek chiz thi pehle exhibition gaye to purane chehre, salon me nai mile so rishdaraan, school kalijon ke bekar ke dostaan , purane aashikon ke dukaana , gali ke lathorran , paan wale koi na koi dikte the, aab logaan puraa nave hai, aisa dikhra pura india aa gayaaa

acha izajat , pani bharna hai

Moon sighting match, chand needs sifarish(recomendation)

Moon sighting matchIt literally is , Eid the most waited festival of Muslims, there are only 2 so no much choice to begin with, you got to wait. Well here we are in the 21st century where we can go to moon and ask it weather you wanna be seen tomorrow or u want us to wait till day after. Still in this jet age the whole of India cant have eid on the same day. Cant call up family and wish one day one shot and get done with wishing. So if you are a global family like mine with friends and brother in USA, aunt in UK , uncle in Saudi Arabia , rest of the family in India, essentially you start calling and wishing 4 days ahead of your eid to people in USA they say our eid is may be tomorrow , so u call again and wish tomorrow then u call people in UK, luckily SAUDI and UK have it the same day so u can call Saudi also the same day, ie 3 days before your eid , confirm it is their eid and wish them, then comes India’s time 2 days before our eid there is a big commotion , ok around 1 am u get random calls stating eid is tomorrow, half asleep , since u think that person calling at 1 am is damn sure you believe and start to mentally think that eid is tomorrow and not set your alarm. Then come international calls wish us eid for which we are ourselves r not sure. These BBC and CNN bread gangs call listening to the broad cast that eid is being celebrated in India, but the fine print is it is only in parts of India, so at 2 am u are explaining may or may not be tomorrow. Then in 2 minds you wake up the next day either to fast or not to fast. And so the final day before eid you fast empty stomach and that is not a pleasant one. Then the All India moon sighting committee comes up with these apologies or some such saying ok may be we should all get together and celebrate on one day. Oh then I forgot to mention you wish the rest of the lot in India who raced you to celebrate the eid one day before you. The mother of all confusion in this confusion is that the one who celebrated their eid "have the right of way" in wishing you eid mobaarak (Happy Eid ) and you wish them back , and then explain that “oh but our eid is tomorrow , day after or some such”. To top it when you wish some one eid before your eid has kicked in you are fasting, so u invariably ask , what did you prepare, or if they are foodies like me they shall list out the gory details of all the dishes they made , which translates into your mouth watering , when you are supposed to be avoiding food thoughts. Added to all this is the medias spin on the events . It states that the businesses wanted the moon sighting to be delayed, so that there be an added day of shopping, what they do not realize is no matter how delayed the sighting be, hyderabadis start their shopping at 11:30 pm night before Eid. You should see the streets how packed they are before eid day. So I think the hyderabadis have come up with their own system to break this uncertainty , shop when u know for sure that this is 100 percent confirmed that eid is tomorrow, rest can wait.
Njoy cause it is eid finally

Sar mundate hi hole pade

Sar mundate hi hole pade , means
Well shaven head invites golf ball size hails
That’s what happened I wrote my first blog and my system crashed, no lights nothing and then for an unearthly amount of 740 rs about 15 dollars it was breathing life with all my data back. Cant thank the guys enough. Well that is the beauty of this place called Vyapar Kendra (business center), any n every thing u can think of is there in this catacomb of a stores. Never can I understand which entrance we went in and which we r coming out but name it n there is a store for it.
Alright something more about this place Gurgaon. It is the largest IT producing sector in India clubbed with delhi and noida. The amount of sky scrapping towers here will put some us cities to shame. Name it and that IT company is there here. So this is the trend in India ok , the real estate market was in budding stages till 03 and who ever bought properties then have doubled or tripled their investment and now make an honest effort to look down on the ones who did not invest then J. Every one talks about real estate and when u walk around be it in Hyd or gurgaaon , delhi any city in India the construction is world class. There is even a National Center for construction that teaches right from mestri (mason ) level, there are re defining at the very root level.
Invest now is the term here.

Bloggon me batan

Salaaam sabkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Namaaasateeeeeeeee Mallesh anna
Arrey once hamere prof bole kilaas me

If you want to bath, go out side and bath
you cant bath in my class.
So let us aaal do bataaan

Well hum bhi bloging me bismillah karliye bavaaa, aab padne walooon ki kismattttt
Kyuuuun ki aagayi and chaaa gayi Rahamat

Baachaa Darmat
Here is Rahamat

So how is everrrryone
Alllllright every one (only v v few people ) wanted to know my experinces being back
so ur demand
is my comand
aap ki farmayish ,
nampally me numaish

Wow cant wait to be in Numaish

So for all you people far and far
Life baheyr is bekar

Big expesive pharin kaar
Din bhar laooo tarkari bazaar

Bahar jitna bada ghar And darooo diwar
Wutne ich ban jate malik makan se nauukar

Cut n paste, cut n paste kare to milte paise char
Lekin kahan hai haleem IN iftaar

safedi ki jhankaar
rin lagaaoo bar bar , lagataar

NY HOW SINCE U aal ARE bezar
Thats y reading my pavitr vichar

Sob logaan Please wahin rahoo yaar
Yahan aab humari hai sarkaar

Well , phil wakhat to hum gurgaaon me hain
we came to visit india, to show off our nanhi pari Aliza Zikra, but chewing gum ki tarha chipak gaye. Still living out of suitcase and family gave us aasra and sahaara but even they ran out of patience. I did my first diwali and eid after a long long time in India. that was fun


my must see recomendations for all u far off peoplaaan
Angrez(drop all u are doing go watch this)
Lage rahooo (ok this line is mine aaa.........,Bhaai agaar mai spell check karegaa to word kya karegaa)
Golmal
ahista ahista
fanaa
n much more to come

I shall keep u posted what is new n happening
n u all keep dutyfully jalling n bhooning

ok Aliza is tossing and turning
I need to get bck to chaukidaring

Jai jaawaan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Border less insaan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Aliza ka maaa n kaan (makaan)
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Hindustan ki azeem o Shaan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Jarda and meetha paan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Laughter challenge me pehlaa sthaan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Will do sab ko pareshaan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Can never rhyme with Shaitaan
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Sea food me jaan , machii n prawn
Rahamat -E- Kahakashan

Alright shabba khair
Anupam Kher